Jokes - Jansi

How to create the Biggest Doubt in your Wife's Mind for you?

Just suddenly send her SMS saying...

"I Love you too" (GAME OVER!) 

What is the diff between "GHAZAL" & "LECTURE" ?

Every word spoken by the girlfriend is "GHAZAL" 

and 

Every word spoken by wife is "LECTURE".

When you are in love, 

Wonders happen.

But once you get married, 

You wonder, what happened.

Philosophy of marriage:

At the beginning,

Every wife treats her husband as GOD...

Later, somehow don't know why...

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