Jokes to laugh! - Jansi

Son: Mom, U said that we are created by God and Dad said that we have evolved from monkeys, Which is true?

Mom :  I told U about my side of the family  and he told about his side of the family... ?

Difference between talent and god’s gift:

A man can give lecture for 2 hrs on any subject.

-This is talent.

A woman can give lecture for 2 hrs without any subject.
-This is god’s gift.

Someone asked an old man,
“At 70 years, you still call your wife . …Darling.., jaan…, janu…., sweety…, baby…., Honey….., Luv….!!!!” What is the secret of this love???

Dhamaaka answer by Old man: I forgot her name 10 yrs ago…….. & I’m scared to ask her.

Four stages of marriage: 

Mad for each other,

Made for each other,

Mad at each other &

Mad because of each other

What's Marriage?

MARRIAGE Is The 7th Sense of Humans, that Destroys All The Six Senses and Makes The Person NON Sense..!

Definition Of Happy Couple -

HE Does What SHE Wants…

SHE Does What SHE Wants

Wife: Dear, this computer is not working as per my command....

Husband: Exactly darling!  its a computer, not a Husband..!!

'Laughing At Your Own Mistakes, Can Lengthen Your Life."
- Shakespeare

"Laughing At your Wife's Mistakes, can SHORTEN your Life...."
- Shakespeare's Wife