Come let's laugh! - Jansi

Who are lizards?

Awesome answer by a kid....

They are those poor crocodiles who forgot to have Horlicks when they were young.

What is a Pizza..?

Awesome answer:

A Pizza is just a Paratha that went abroad for higher education!

What's the best example of "once in a lifetime” opportunity?

A mosquito sitting on your wife's face.

Kid - mom did u see me before I was born??

Mom - no I didn't...

Kid - then after I was born how did you know it’s me??

Mom shocked...

Moral - these type of kids become external examiners for viva..!!!!

Best Advertisements of the year

Traffic department: "Donate blood, but not on Roads..." 

Forest department: "Shoot the bird with camera not with gun..." 

Petrol pump: "No smoking" your life may be worthless but our petrol is costly"

In the class the teacher said: "the first person to answer my question will go home early".

Santa threw his bag outside.

Teacher asked: "Whose bag is that???"

Santa answered: "It's mine... bye bye!"

Santa is getting smarter day by day...