Let us laugh - Jansi 

Corporate Joke:

Manager to Employee: What do you think.. Why did katappa kill Bahubali?

Employee: Katappa must be unhappy with his appraisal, Sir!

Gujarati's Self Confidence at its Peak...

A Gujarati writes to S.B.I. :-"My Cheque was returned with remark 'Insufficient funds'....!!!

I want to know whether it refers to mine or the Bank". 

A newly married couple was walking through a garden suddenly a dog ran towards then .They both knew it will bite them. The husband lifted his wife let the dog bite him than his sweetie. The dog stopped before them barked for a while and ran backwards. The husband put his wife down expecting appreciation  from her. Then his wife shouted

" I have seen people throwing stones and sticks at dogs this is the first time I am seeing someone throwing his wife at a dog ".

Husband........

It's very hard to understand women.

Wife:  Dear..do you remember what saree I was wearing when u came to see me...for the first time..

Husband: No..I don't remember..

Wife: see..u don't love me at all..

Husband: its not like that honey.. A person going to keep his head on the railway track will not be checking whether it is shatabdi or Rajadhani ..