Laugh tidbits - Jansi
Call from call center:
"Hello Madam, We are offering you, a Credit Card, with best deals.... No Annual Charges, No Interest On Balance For 3 Months, Big Credit Limit & No Penalty For Overspending..!"
Smart Answer By The Lady:
"No Thanks, I Have A Husband With Lifetime Zero Fees, Unlimited Limit, No Interest & No Penalties and no re-payment For Ever..!!"
Very touching story
A man purchased an Enfield Bullet 350cc .. so that he could take his girlfriend for long drives. But unfortunately, he was not able to talk to his girlfriend while riding on it because of the loud Bullet sound. He got fed up and sold his Bullet and bought Honda Activa.
He got married to his girlfriend and one year later
He bought an Enfield Bullet 500 cc..!!!
Ladies you're gonna love this one and Men too
A woman was walking down the street when she was accosted by a particularly dirty and shabby-looking homeless woman who asked her for a couple of dollars for dinner.
The woman took out her wallet, extracted ten dollars and asked, "If I give you this money, will you buy some chocolate with it instead of dinner?"
"No, I had to stop sweets years ago", the homeless woman replied.
"Will you use it to go shopping instead of buying food?" the woman asked.
"No, I don't waste time shopping", the homeless woman said. "I need to spend all my time trying to stay alive."
"Will you spend this on a beauty salon instead of food?", the woman asked.
"Are you NUTS!" replied the homeless woman. "I haven’t had my hair done in 20 years!"
"Well," said the woman, "I'm not going to give you the money. Instead, I'm going to take you out for dinner with my husband and myself tonight.
The homeless woman was astounded. "Won't your husband be furious with you for doing that? I know I'm dirty and I probably smell pretty disgusting."
The woman replied, "That's okay. It's important for him to see what a woman looks like after she has given up shopping, salon and chocolates.
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