Smile Please - Anusha 

I was traveling in a bus. Suddenly the driver put the break and I fell on a girl

Girl: Hey what are you doing?

Me: M.B.A., You?

Girl:…!!??

Studies is always important for us, what say guys?

HOD: You took one day leave for head ache, that’s ok! But why do you need two days leave for leg pain?

Student 1: Sir, we have only one head but we have two legs!

Student 2: Excuse me sir! I have tooth ache and I need leave…

Doctor: We need to put 18 stitches in your body

Patient: ok doctor! Make it as a beautiful rose embroidery design!

Doctor: ??…??