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Jokes - Jansi 

Law of equality

The time taken by a wife when she says I'll get ready in 5 min is exactly equal to the time taken by husband when he says 'I'll call you in 5 min!


I argued... She argued...

Joke

I shouted... She shouted and then she cried

Result: she won by Duckworth Lewis method


Chess is the only game in the world, which reflects the status of the husband.

The poor king can take only one step at a time...

While the mighty queen can do whatever she likes.


All Men are Brave.

Horror Movies don't scare them....

But 5 Missed Calls from Wife. Surely does... 


 

One Smart Guy Invented

"WhatsApp"

His Wife Added a feature in it called

'Last Seen At'

Thank god she didn’t add

  'Last seen with' 


Punch of the Day....

Once a Man Asked God: "Why All Girls Are So Cute & Sweet, and All Wives Are Always Angry

God Answered: Girls Are Made By Me ... And you make them Wife...!!!

Your Problem.. !!!  


 

What's Marriage?

Answer- MARRIAGE Is the 7th Sense Of Humans that Destroys All The Six Senses and Makes The Person NON Sense..!


Definition Of Happy Couple -

HE Does What SHE Wants…

SHE Does What SHE Wants.


Wife: Dear, this computer is not working as per my command.

Husband: Exactly darling!  It’s a computer, not a Husband..!!


'Laughing At Your Own Mistakes, Can Lengthen Your Life."

-Shakespeare

"Laughing at your Wife's Mistakes, Can Shorten your Life."

-Shakespeare’s Wife

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