Jokes - Jansi
Law of equality
The time taken by a wife when she says I'll get ready in 5 min is exactly equal to the time taken by husband when he says 'I'll call you in 5 min!
I argued... She argued...
I shouted... She shouted and then she cried
Result: she won by Duckworth Lewis method
Chess is the only game in the world, which reflects the status of the husband.
The poor king can take only one step at a time...
While the mighty queen can do whatever she likes.
All Men are Brave.
Horror Movies don't scare them....
But 5 Missed Calls from Wife. Surely does...
One Smart Guy Invented
"WhatsApp"
His Wife Added a feature in it called
'Last Seen At'
Thank god she didn’t add
'Last seen with'
Punch of the Day....
Once a Man Asked God: "Why All Girls Are So Cute & Sweet, and All Wives Are Always Angry
God Answered: Girls Are Made By Me ... And you make them Wife...!!!
Your Problem.. !!!
What's Marriage?
Answer- MARRIAGE Is the 7th Sense Of Humans that Destroys All The Six Senses and Makes The Person NON Sense..!
Definition Of Happy Couple -
HE Does What SHE Wants…
SHE Does What SHE Wants.
Wife: Dear, this computer is not working as per my command.
Husband: Exactly darling! It’s a computer, not a Husband..!!
'Laughing At Your Own Mistakes, Can Lengthen Your Life."
-Shakespeare
"Laughing at your Wife's Mistakes, Can Shorten your Life."
-Shakespeare’s Wife