Jokes - Anusha
An inspirational speaker said:
The best days of my life were the days I spent with another man's wife.
Audience were in shock and silence. He added:
"She was my mother”.
A big round of applause and laughter followed.
An adventurous man tried to crack this at home. After dinner he told his wife:
The best days of my life were the days I spent with another man's wife.
After a moment he tried to recall the second line...
By the time he regained his senses, he was on a hospital bed, recovering from burns of boiling water.
Moral: Don't copy if u cannot paste.
Girlfriend: Are you sure you love me and no one else?
Boyfriend: Dead Sure! I checked the whole list again yesterday and find no one richer than you.
What’s the difference between people who pray in Temples and people who pray in Exam Centers?
Those in the exam centers are damn serious.
Funniest situation in student life.
We have no idea what to write in exam paper and supervisor comes up and says
PLEASE COVER YOUR ANSWER SHEET & WRITE…