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Jokes - Jansi 

Hilarious Laws which we have not studied in schools:

Law of Equality:

The time taken by a wife when she says I'll get ready in 5 minutes is exactly equal to the time taken by husband when he says 'I'll call you in 5 minutes!

 

Law of Queue:

If you change queues, the one you have left will start to move faster than the one you are in now.

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Law of Telephone:

When you dial a wrong number, you never get a busy tone.

 

Law of Mechanical Repair:

After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch.

 

Law of the Workshop:

Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.

 

Bath Theorem:

When the body is immersed in water, the telephone rings.

 

Law of Encounters:

The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with.

 

Law of the Result:

When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, it will. 

 

Law of Bio mechanics:

The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach. 

 

Theatre Rule:

People with the seats at the farthest from the entry arrive last. 

 

Law of Coffee:

As soon as you sit down for a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold. 

 

Law of Proposal:

After you accept a proposal you will get a better one...

 

Law of getting late

When you reach early for something it will never starts on time.

 

Law of exam

If you didn't read a page which is of least importance, first question will be from that page only.

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