Jokes - Jansi
It's like a Mini Heart Attack, when Men don't find their Mobile in their Pocket...
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It's almost like a Brain Hemorrhage, when they see it in Wife's hand...
Reel mannan
Interviewer: Why did you leave your last Job?
Candidate: The Company shifted their office & didn't tell me where it is.
3 young Ladies proposed a MAN...
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He had to choose one of them...
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He tested by giving them
Rs.50000 each to spend...
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1st bought make up stuff & new dresses & said she wanted to look good for him...
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2nd got him few expensive shirts & ties and perfumes & said she wanted him to look good...
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3rd one invested the money, Got profit &returned him original amount, saying that she saved the rest for their future..
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Finally MAN decided to marry
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The first women because...
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She was looking damn beautiful....
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Moral:" Men Will Be Men".
Different types of call duration summaries:
Boy to boy!
00:00:59
Boy to mom!!
00:00:50
Boy to dad!
00:00:30
Boy to girl!
01:23:59
Girl to girl!
05:29:59
Girl to boy!
Miss call
Husband to wife!
00:00:03
Wife to husband
Call waiting