Jokes - Anusha

Girl: Dad I want to say you something.

Dad: say bujji what?

Girl: I am loving one boy and he lives in America.

Dad: But where you met him?

Girl: we know each other by website. ........... We became friends on Facebook. .... He proposed me on Skype... We are loving each other for the past two months onwards on WhatsApp. .....

Dad: ohh!! Really... then now marry him on twitter. ...... Go to honeymoon by make my trip.com........... Order children in flip kart. ... Finally if you didn't like your husband then sell him on OLX. ..............!!!!!!!

TEACHER: Which book has helped you most in your life?

STUDENT: My father’s Cheque Book…

Boy to Gym coach: I want to impress this cute girl I’m going to meet in 3 days. Which machine should I use?

Coach: Use ATM machine