Jokes - Anusha
Two lovers planned to commit suicide…
The boy jumped first…
Girl closed her eyes and returned back saying “love is blind”.
Boy in air, opened his parachute saying “LOVE NEVER DIES”
Modern Day Break Up
Girl: I Wanna Break Up With you
Guy: Why??
Girl: Because you Didnt Comment On My Pic On FACEBOOK
Elephant & Ant were walking on a bridge.
Then the elephant looked down toward the river…
Suddenly ant bit the elephant.
Why?
Because ant’s wife was bathing in the river.
Don’t break anyone’s heart…
They have only one of it…
Break their bones...
They have 206 of them..