Jokes - Anusha

Doctor: You are in good health. You will live to be eighty.

Patient: But, Doctor, I am 80 right now.

Doctor: See, What I told you…

A beggar to another beggar: I had a grand diner at a five star hotel yesterday.

Another beggar: how?

First beggar: someone gave me 100 rupees yesterday, I went to the hotel, ordered dinner worth 2000 rupees and enjoyed the diner. When the bill came, I said, I had no money. The manager called the policeman and handed me over to him. I gave the 100rs note 2 the policeman n he set me free.

Teacher: What happened in 1869?

Student: Gandhi ji was born.

Teacher: What happened in 1873?

Student: Gandhi ji was four years old.

One of the intelligent Monkey Missing in Zoo!

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Don’t Worry It Is not you, Because It Is Intelligent!!!