Jokes - Anusha

Cultural Gap

If electricity goes in America they call the power house.

In Japan, they test the fuse,

But In India, they check neighbor’s house, "power gone there too....then ok!"

What is "GENERATION GAP"?

Father used to walk 20 Minutes to save 20 Rupees.

Son spends 20 Rupees to save 20 Minutes.

(Surprisingly both are correct...!)

Sister to brother: What r u going to gift grandma on her b'day?

Brother: A football

Sister: But grandma does not play!

Brother: On my b'day she gave me bhagavat gita. 

Sense of Responsibility...

A man goes to library and asks for a book on Suicide..........

Librarian looks at him n says: "hello... Who will return the book????”