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Jokes - Anusha

Lady to her dietician: What l am worried about is my height and not my weight.

Doc : How come???

Lady : According to my weight, my height should be 7 feet 8 inches...

fun

 


Wife saw the fridge full of beer bottles kept by her husband, she asked him:

"What is all this??"

Husband answers: "I'm freezing the properties of Vijay Mallya"

 


I was talking to a Chinese physician & after knowing my occupation he advised: "You must exercise more. Don't buy drinks from stalls or drink beer. Stay away from red wine especially. Drink more plain water. Don't drive when going out. Take public transport or walk. Don't eat out. Eat less meat especially seafood. Keep to vegetarian diet if possible.

I nodded & asked "May I know what's wrong with me?"

He answered "Your salary is too low!"

ROTFL

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