Jokes - Anusha

Lady to her dietician: What l am worried about is my height and not my weight.

Doc : How come???

Lady : According to my weight, my height should be 7 feet 8 inches...

Wife saw the fridge full of beer bottles kept by her husband, she asked him:

"What is all this??"

Husband answers: "I'm freezing the properties of Vijay Mallya"

I was talking to a Chinese physician & after knowing my occupation he advised: "You must exercise more. Don't buy drinks from stalls or drink beer. Stay away from red wine especially. Drink more plain water. Don't drive when going out. Take public transport or walk. Don't eat out. Eat less meat especially seafood. Keep to vegetarian diet if possible.

I nodded & asked "May I know what's wrong with me?"

He answered "Your salary is too low!"

The above article / story / poem is a copyright material and is published with the consent of the author. If you find any unauthorized content do let us know at This email address is being protected from spambots. You need JavaScript enabled to view it.. All the copyright content at chillzee.in are protected by national and international laws & regulations. We are against plagiarism! If you find our site's content copied in any other website or being broadcasted in audio / video format, we request you to let us know at This email address is being protected from spambots. You need JavaScript enabled to view it..
Chillzee is an entertainment website and all the content published here are for entertainment purpose only. Most of the content are fictional work and should be treated accordingly. Information on this website may contain errors or inaccuracies; we do not make warranty as to the correctness or reliability of the site's content. The views and comments expressed here are solely those of the author(s) in his/her (their) private capacity and do not in any way represent the views of the website and its management. We appreciate your high quality of listening to every point of view. Thank you.