Jokes - Anusha

In exam hall, boy asked girl,

‘Tell me the starting of this answer. I’ll then manage on my own’.

After long hesitation silently she said,

‘THE’.

Boy: Ellam en neram de.

Interesting notice boards:

Forest Department:

"Shoot the bird with camera not with Gun..."

Traffic Department:

"Donate blood, But not on Roads..."

Petrol Pump:

"No smoking! Your life may be worthless but our petrol is Costly"

Hospital Board:- 

"If you still want to continue looking @ girls, even after your Death "DONATE YOUR EYES"

UKG Son to his Mom

Son: I Don’t Want to Go to School

Mom: Why?

Son: Want to work

Mom: What Work Will You Do With UKG Knowledge?

Son: Take Tuition for LKG GIRLS

TEACHER – Draw a Diagram of bacteria

Sunny – Here it is sir

TEACHER – Where? You haven’t drawn anything.

Sunny – Sir Can You See bacteria without Microscope?

A young woman who was worried about her habit of biting her fingernails was advised by a friend to take up yoga. She did, and soon her fingernails were growing normally.

Seeing this, her friend congratulated her and said yoga had totally cured her nervousness. “No,” she replied, “but now I can reach my toe-nails so I bite them instead.

A dog thinks: My owners feed me, love me, provide me with a nice house, and take good care of me … They must be gods!

A cat thinks: My owners feed me, love me, provide me with a nice house and take good care of me … I must be a god!

A new client meets a famous lawyer.

Client: Can you tell me how much do you charge?

Lawyer: I charge $200 to answer three questions!

Client: Well that’s a bit steep, isn’t it?

Lawyer: Yes it is, and what’s your third question?

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