Jokes - Sardar special :-) - Anusha
Sardar vs Sardar
Question to both in a competition.
What is half of 8?
Sardar1 - 4
Sardar 2: It depends… If you see the half vertically it is 3, if do the same horizontally it is 0.
Quiz master is still unconscious...!!!
100 meters race…
Referee said '1, 2, 3 GO!'...
Everybody started running except Sardar.
Referee - Why are you not running...?
Sardar - My number is 4.
Sardar and his friend are walking on a road, and they find a 1000 rupee note lying down.
Sardar - What should we do now?
Friend - We'll take 50:50.
Sardar - What about the remaining 900?
Sardar - Let's go for movie.
Sardar’s friend - I've got a doctor's appointment today..
Sardar - Just cancel it,Tell him you're sick.
Sardar reading newspaper..
News:
"Indian athlete lost gold medal in long jump"
Sardar comments:
Who told him to wear gold medal while jumping!!!
Sardar and his friend are cricket players…
Friend - I have more Fans than You..
Sardar - No Big deal, I have AC at Home.
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