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Jokes - MISSING WIFE :-) - Jansi

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A husband went to the police station to file a "missing person" report for his missing wife:

Husband: -I lost my wife, she went shopping hasn't come back yet. 

Inspector: -What is her height? 

Husband: -Average, I guess. 

Inspector: -Slim or healthy? 

Husband: -Not slim, but probably healthy. 

Inspector: -Color of eyes? 

Husband: -Never noticed. 

Inspector: -Color of hair?

Husband: -Changes according to season. 

Inspector: -What was she wearing? 

Husband: -Not sure, either a dress or a suit. 

Inspector: -Was she driving? 

Husband: -Yes. 

Inspector: -Color of the car?

Husband: -Black Audi A8 with supercharged 3.0 liter V6 engine generating 333 horse power teamed with an eight-speed tiptronic automatic transmission with manual mode. And it has full LED headlights, which use light emitting diodes for all light functions and has a very thin scratch on the front left door... and then *the husband started crying...*

Inspector: - “don’t worry sir, we will find your car.”

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# RE: Jokes - MISSING WIFE :-) - JansiThenmozhi 2017-03-16 08:07
evalo nalavar ivaru :)
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# RE: Jokes - MISSING WIFE :-) - Jansimadhumathi9 2017-03-16 06:00
Hahahahaha really super :clap: :grin:
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# RE: Jokes - MISSING WIFE :-) - JansiTamilthendral 2017-03-16 02:38
:D :grin:
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