Jokes - Chillzee Team

One day an aeroplane cleaner was cleaning the pilots’ cockpit when he saw a book entitled “How to fly an aeroplane for beginners. Volume One”.

He opened the first page which said, “To start the engine, press the red button.”.  He did so and the airplane engine started.

He was happy and opened the next page. “To set airplane moving press the blue button.”

He did so and the aeroplane started moving at an amazing speed.

He wanted to fly so he opened the third page which read, “To let the aeroplane fly, please press the green button.”

He did this and the plane started to fly.

He was excited!!!

After 20 minutes of flying, he was satisfied and wanted to land so he decided to go to the fourth page.

He fainted after reading the instruction..

The fourth page read, “To learn how to land, please purchase Volume Two at the nearest bookshop!!!!

Some Ladies were sitting in a Park every day. I was observing them daily as they were Talking and Laughing Loudly.

One day I observed everybody was silent. There must be some serious issue or Incident Happened.

So I went to a Lady and asked, why everybody is Silent Today?

The Lady replied, All Are Present Today.

It took me a whole minute to understand this.

A Gujarati Company Owner was asked a question:

"How do you Motivate your Employees to be so much Punctual"?

He Smiled & Replied:

"It’s simple; I have 30 Employees & 29 Parking spaces and

Plus

One is PAID PARKING!

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