Jokes - Sardarjii Jokes :-) - Jansi

Teacher: Which is the oldest animal in the world?
Sardar: ZEBRA
Teacher: How?
Sardar: Bcoz it is Black & White

Sardar attending an interview in Software Company.
Manager: Do U know MS Office?
Sardar: If U give me the address I will go there sir.

Sardar: Doctor, My Son swallowed a key
Doctor: When?
Sardar: 3 Months Ago
Dr: What were you doing till now?
Sardar: We were using duplicate key.

Sardarji made a call to airport.
"How long is the journey from India to America?"
Girl: One second sir....
Sardarji: Thanks!!

Jandhar Singh laughing behind Mandhar Singh in an ATM counter...
Haha..I have seen your password..
Mandhar Singh: What is it?
Jandhar: it is four stars (****)
Mandhar: Haha ..Wrong...It is 3384. oye...oye..

Teacher: How does the hen comes out of the egg?
Sardarji: Oye ..That is not a big question..madam. . The big question is... How the hen went inside the egg..!!!

Sardar's friend: Sardarji, how was your exam?
Sardarji: Oye..it was OK...but I couldn't answer the past tense of 'THINK'. I thought & thought & thought...and finally wrote… THUNK !!!

One tourist from USA asked: Any great man born in this village?
Sardarji: No sir, only small babies !!!

A lady and a lion were kissing each other in a circus cage...
Ring master: Anybody can do that?
Sardar: Oye...I can...first. . Take the lion out!! 

Sardar was driving a jeep in a jungle.
Tourist: If a lion comes against us, how can we escape?
Sardar: So simple...Give RIGHT turn indicator and turn LEFT!!!

Sardar: Doctor, In my dreams rats play football every night...
Dr: OK... no problem. Have these tablets from tonight.
Sardarji: can i start from tomoro?
Dr: why?
Sardar: Bcoz today is FINAL!!

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