Jokes - Jokes - Husband vs Wife :-) - Sandhya
Wife asked her husband to give her the newspaper....
Husband: How backward can you be? Technology has developed so much and you are still asking for the newspaper...???Take my iPad....
Wife took the iPad and killed the Cockroach 
....!!!
Husband faints 
...
Moral: Whatever the wife asks, give her without argument. Show your smartness in your office only .... 
I accompanied my wife when she went to get a haircut. Reading a magazine, I found a hairstyle I liked for myself. I asked the receptionist if I could take the magazine next door to make a copy of the photo.
"Leave some ID, a driver's license or a credit card," she said.
"But my Wife is here getting a haircut," I explained.
"Yes," she replied. "But I need something you'll come back for."
A wife after waking up from her sleep on Valentine's Day,
"I just had a dream that you bought me a diamond necklace".
Husband: Go back to sleep and wear it!
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