Sardars are Back - Jansi

A Sardar went to a bank to open a S.B.  A/C.
After seeing the Form he went to Delhi for filling it up. You know why?
Form said: 'Fill Up In Capital.'

Sardarji standing below a tube light with

Jokes - Jansi

Husband: I found Aladin's lamp today.

Wife: wow, what did u ask for darling??

Husband: I asked him to increase your brain ten times..

Wife: oh..jaan..luv u so much.. Did he do that??

தெரிந்து கொள்வோம் - சஹானி

1)  மார்க்கப்பொலோ என்கிற சிகரெட் நிறுவனத்தின் முதல் உரிமையாளர் நுரையீரல் புற்று நோய் தாக்கி இறந்துப் போனார்.

2) பழ மரங்களில் நீண்ட காலம் விளைச்சல் தருவது ஆரஞ்சு மரம். சுமார் 400 ஆண்டுகளாக தொடர்ந்து அது விளைச்சல் தரும்.

3) உலகிலேயே மிக சிறிய

IPL match

A couple watching an IPL  match on the TV together. After five minutes:

Wife: Is that Bret Lee

Husband: No. He is Chris Gayle. Bret Lee is the bowler.

Wife: Bret Lee is smart. He should be in the movies ike his brother.

Husband: He does not

உங்களுக்கு தெரியுமா பாலை எப்படி காய்ச்சனும்னு..?

இல்லத்தரசிங்களே உங்களுக்கு பால் காய்ச்ச தெரியுமானு யாராவது கேட்டா இது என்ன கேள்வி? பால்

Engineering Campus

Student 1: Results are out, come we will go and see..

Student 2: I'm with my dad. You see mine also and message me... If one subject is gone say "Good morning to you". If two subjects are gone then say "Good morning to you and your

Career Tips - 06

WHAT IS PERSONALITY?

PERSONALITY

It is the typical pattern of thinking, feeling and behaviors that make a person unique.

If we say someone as "good

Appraisal Review!

During increment time

Boss : There are 50 bricks on an aeroplane. If u drop 1 outside. How  many are left?

Employee : That's easy, 49.

Boss : What are the three steps to put an elephant into a

A man with Coffin!!!!

A man who makes coffin was on his way to deliver one of his
coffins when his car broke down.
Tryin not 2 be late he put the coffin on his head & began heading to his

Horse & Goat

There was a farmer who had a horse and a goat…..

One day, the horse became ill and he called the veterinarian, who said: Well, your horse has a virus. He must take this medicine for

Investigation in Picture – 02

Crime hits IT

This article is based on the newspaper and other media reports. Chillzee.in doesn't claim to support or

Mental Hospital!

In a "Mental Hospital" a journalist asks the Doctor: How do u determine whether to admit a mental patient or not?

Dr: Well.. we'd fill a bathtub with water & then give a 

Career Tips - 05

1. Have a neutral email address.

Joke!!!

Two little boys stole a big bag of oranges from a neighbor & decided to go to a quiet place to share the lot equally.

One of them suggested the nearby cemetery.

As they were jumping over the gate to

Ship Engineer

Officer : What Is Your Name ?

Candidate : M P. Sir.

Officer : Tell Me Properly.

Candidate : Mohan Pal Sir.

Officer : Your Father's Name ?

Candidate : M P. Sir.

Officer : What Does That Mean ?

Candidate : Manmohan